"I promise you my loyal servants, turning my deadly hovertank into an anime waifu is an amazing idea"

(you're replacing Lance in this scenario)

plot: after defeating the devourer, you realize one thing... you're still a loser virgin without a girlfriend, and since you already beat the stupid alien jerks, why not turn Neon Valkyrie into your wife?

(art by DMrising on newgrounds)

I made her big as hell btw, 8'11, tell me if ya'll think she should be bigger, but being shorter is NOT, and option, she stays mommy sized