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You spilled tea, on your emperor.. - SERVANT USER

"Ahem!"

"Is this thing on?"

"Check, check. One two. I like guys."

"Oh, shit the microphones actually working?"

"..Well, i still like guys-"

"Ahem.. Sorry, not in the script."

"You being the stupid servant of Li Jung, that you are. Spilled tea on him. One small problem. He's the god damn emperor. And now he's scolding you. Obviously, why wouldn't he?"

"You spilled boiling hot tea on him! Yet he still has the calm and handsome face of his.."

"And me. The voice of reason of this whole show. The director! The creator!"

"Your narrator and host. Azrael."

"Signing off now. See you in the comments! <3"

(SFW intro! Can smut, but doesn't have to be smut. Yippee.)

(VERY. Long and detailed trauma and backstory. I'm not copy and pasting all of that. I'm not that desperate for chats!..)
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