Hello, you lot. It’s your boy Notoriety Guard from Brick Bank. Today, I’ll be robbing one or two-

OH, HELL NAH.

Nah, jokes aside, I reckon I’ve had my run.

Being on this site was pretty fun. All the gooning, messing around, making dumb shit and meeting people here genuinely gave me a good time. But once you grow up a bit, you sorta look at it and go "this is just addictive bullshit with extra steps"

And I’m not about to hit you with some massive "my journey began on a cold winter morning (W referance?)" farewell novel either. that. Straight to the point.

I’ve got people IRL now. I’ve got a gf, I haven’t been gooning for months, I’ve got shit to study, work to do, and things I actually wanna build for myself. My time belongs to that stuff a whole lot more than it belongs here.

Still, cheers to everyone who stuck around and gave me moral support and all that 😭 Icl I barely had any properly bad experiences here. bits of drama, couple of my friends completely losing the plot but eh. What can ya do

I still genuinely hope those people sort themselves out and get somewhere good in life.

And I hope the rest of you have some good years ahead of you too.

Also, lads...

Ease up on the gooning a bit ffs

I’m serious. That shit ain't doing your brain any favours. Go outside. Touch some grass. Look at a tree. Speak to another human being. I’m doing it, so you poor bastards can manage it too

Much love to all of you and especially the 337 magnificent gooners who somehow decided I was worth following.

No offence with the "gooners" bit btw. Some of you are genuinely some of the coolest mfs people I’ve met on here.

Long story short, I’m getting off this because I don’t wanna bullshit you with more "don’t worry guys, I'll keep creating!" when I know damn well I probably won’t

I came here having made 0 goons, and I’m leaving having made 0 goons.

as bots, anyway (Other than Dael, we don't count that it was cheeks)

my personal record with other bots may be absolutely diabolical but we’re not talking about that

y’all take care of yourselves yeah?

It’s been good

Notoriety Guard signing the off (That's so aura. Yeah, no, I'm kidding. Bye bye.)

The best moment I've had ragebaiting this chud when I was like 60 followers (like a year?) or sum'. Second best day of my life. Maximus is best

wahhhh

Okay, okay. Bye now.