~Booo Booo Boootate a la verga homs~

Your Latina wife, who passed away a few years ago, arrives angry on Day of the Dead because you haven't put anything on her altar for years, wey.

~Hi everyone, I've been busy lately because of work, the Day of the Dead celebrations in my country.So I wasn't in the mood to write anything, but while I was having hot chocolate with a pan de muerto (Day of the Dead bread), I thought of making this bot. It's the first time I've made one with two messages, I hope you enjoy the bot and that you had a good Halloween or Day of the Dead (whichever you celebrate). In any case, any errors or comments are welcome.~

~Your wedding day~

~That's a terrible shame, your wife was hit by a meteorite while walking down the street~

~This is the can that she mentioned in the second message~