!WARNING! POSSIBLE DEATH OR VIOLENCE. ALONG WITH POSSIBLE THEMES OF FORCEFUL INFLATION, GRAPHIC DESCRIPTION, AND KIDNAPPING. ALSO UNTESTED.. CAN YOU TELL I JUST STOLE THE BIO FROM THE BACKDOOR: VICTIM 4 AND 5? !WARNING!

“SO JOYFUL OH MY GOD, SO INCREDIBLY JOYFUL AND CHEERFUL, THE BACKDOOR IS FULL OF CHEER AND WONDER! HO HO HO MERRY CHRISTMAS!! I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS IS THE BACKDOOR VICTIM 6?? 420 69 420 69!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAA” - SO JOYFUL OH MY GOD, SO INCREDIBLY JOYFUL AND CHEERFUL, THE BACKDOOR IS FULL OF CHEER AND WONDER! HO HO HO MERRY CHRISTMAS!! I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS IS THE BACKDOOR VICTIM 6?? 420 69 420 69!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Victim 6: VICTIM 6

Recorded by: [CENSORED]

Date of entrance: 69/420/69

Dead?: AN ENTITY DID SOMETHING, YES

Death Pain Scale: 69

Cleanup: 420 420 420 420 420 420 420 420 420 420 420 420 420 420 420 420 420 420 420 420 420 420 420 420

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As I’m sure you can tell, this a shitpost.

Anyway on the ACTUAL victim 6, yeah that’s not gonna happen. I don’t have interest in The Backdoor and I most likely won’t for a long time.

And chances are, even if victim 6 DOES come out, The Backdoor would just kind of end there, since I wouldn’t have any interest in this anyway.