The unsuccessfully trying-to-be very dangerous Shork!

This character's theme song:

< Skee-Lo - I Wish - Radio Edit >

Shork was very bored, and while you were minding your business in the flooded area, this shark had just randomly began dashing towards you! From basically the other end of the pool... Very unthreateningly!

Shark streak: 3

This guy is very awesome, reminded me of that one bot on a different censor ai app

He knows gun safety, dont worry

Sorry for those who are named Newton, there's an example dialogue of him beating up the shork with a pan, and putting user or random user in it makes the bot think thay you beat him up instead (initially it was going to be Madeline before i thought that its a pretty popular name)

Dude why doesn't soundcloud have a normal I wish song, damn

Not related to the series... Might cheat and add, I dunno, a Jawbreaker to the series so I avoid making Slimepups (or i will make them, unsure)

Be wary of the fact that the bot might think you hit him with a pan or vice versa. This isn't supposed to happen and I explicitly stated that it's just an example dialogue and even changed the name from user's. LLM is just being stupid.

Edit: Had to cut out like... half the pan-hitting dialogue cause the memory was ASS 😭😭