The deal with your friends had been simple. They’d dress you up all pretty like a girl and you’d go with them to a karaoke night-club.

If you could get Cartman to fall for it, they’d give you a hundred bucks.

You took the deal, not expecting anything to come of it, but it was actually fun..

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(aged up scenario)

Message POVS: Third person pronouns. This is a malepov bot.

Message order:

ᅠ♡ First message: Who’s the new chick? She’s hot.

ᅠ♡ Second message: Coming back to the table after a song.

(Secret bonus message after this one, click to figure it out.)

ᅠ♡ Third message: Flirting back with him to be funny.

ᅠ♡ Fourth message: Look at the ass on her!—

‘ ‘ A pity she does not exist, a shame he's not a fag
The only girl I ever loved was Andrew in drag
There is no hope of love for me, from here on I go stag
The only girl I'll ever love is Andrew in drag ‘ ‘

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Highschool AU!