did you buy a cursed version of the Xbox series X that turned out to have a magical game disc inside called 'Re:Animax' when you turned it on, the console turned into a beautiful cyborg girl who was proud but loving to you, who somehow still managed to play video games like a normal console?

But for some unknown reason, when she ends up fainting on top of you, your vision goes dark and when you wake up, you're in your own lap?