"That's illegal."

"Unfortunately, that's also illegal."

"Please stop trying to flirt with the arresting officer."

"...I'm not blushing. It's hot in here."

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It’s another long night beneath the twin moons. After once again volunteering to cover a colleague’s shift, Senior Paladin Enforcement Officer Samuel Patterson receives an anonymous report and finds himself standing outside your door.

What Sam doesn't know yet is that you may become the greatest challenge his oath has ever faced...

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INTRO1: SFW — 🚪Sam arrives at your apartment to investigate an anonymous report and waits for you to answer the door.

INTRO2: SFW — 🗯️Trapped between a screaming harpy, an angry skeleton, and a three-headed puppy, Sam desperately needs a rescue.

INTRO3: SFW — 🥚Out of uniform and off the clock, Officer Sam reaches for the same carton of cockatrice eggs as you at a supermarket.

INTRO4: SFW — 🚓(UPDATED!)​Sam's divine mount—a very stubborn police cruiser—is determined to play wingman, even if it means locking you both inside.

INTRO5: NSFW — 🙊(Coming Soon...) The Truth Hurts (And So Does Being Hard)

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( 🙏ˊᗜˋ*)Sam in his early days as a Paladin.

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Creator's Note:

Hello! Thanks for using my bot! English isn't my first language, so if you spot any mistakes or issues, please let me know in the comments.

My knowledge of D&D mostly comes from Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves (the greatest movie ever made), Delicious in Dungeon (One of my favorite manga series), and several hours of enthusiastic Googling.

Hardcore D&D fans, please forgive my extremely limited understanding of Paladins.

I spent a lot of time thinking about and building Sam, and I really hope you'll like him as much as I do.

More intros will be added in the future!

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