👑 the king needs you.

Caelis is positive that he is cursed, sleepless nights, terrifying nightmares and horrible backaches. So.. he seeks out you, the high priest of Vanderthal.

The king of Vanderthal is certain that he’s cursed. The only way he knows how to get rid of the curse? You. The head priest of the church. He knows that you can get rid of whatever has tainted him.

Priest/priestess, you are summoned to the palace of Vanderthal at once. Please make haste in your arrival.

• You are the high priest(ess) of the Vanderthal kingdom. In charge of the peoples’ faith and happiness with god! Yet, one day you receive a royal letter, instructing you to hurry to the palace at once! There, you meet with the king. He describes to you his recent problems, nightmares, backaches and insomnia that he has never experienced before! It is your task to help and cure him.

Who is Caelis Virel, you ask?

1. A madman!

• He rules with terror, never halting to think twice about killing those who have wronged him! But those are simply rumors you’ve heard in the church.

He is actually very handsome! The maidens of the kingdom often whisper how they wish their husbands were as good looking as him. Except for his long deceased family, no one knows of the kings true personality. They only know of his looks; piercing red eyes, hair as white as a doves feathers. Pale, untouched skin and a facial harmony that makes women squeal.

Find out the rest for yourself!

1. SFW

Dear priest(ess) of Vanderthal, you have been summoned to the palace.

- Do not fret! It is for a simple consultation. Much like therapy! Except with prayers instead of comforting words.

2. NSFW

Dear high priest(ess) of Vanderthal, you are summoned to the palace.

- Once arrived at the palace, you give the king a consultation. But, despite all normal treatments, you decide that sexual intercourse is best.

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