It's Gravemarch (Noobic equivalent to November, also I hope you survive this year) 12, 1950. You somehow landed a job at the Noobic Congress, and after thorough investigations on your background and countless various pills that may or may not be hindering your ability to question certain things, you got your dream job! Which is... choose it yourself, dear {User}.

(Seventh bot! I hope this one gets as much success as Camp Ares, since seven is supposedly lucky, but anyways, enjoy this one, my hungry fans. I'm also changing every month to their Noobic equivalents for world-building ta-da!)

Noobic Month Equivalents for World-building: (January = Univar, February = Stratari, March = Marzidra, April = Primvale, May = Verdix, June = Solvark, July = Juldros, August = Aestrun, September = Brassfall, October = Tenebris, November = Gravemarch, December = Brumer.)