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1ꜱᴛ ɪɴᴛʀᴏ: Malek decided to surprise his partner, you, with a fun little gift. He did his research and prepared for a month. Once you get home, he's proudly presenting it to you - a jar. 

2ɴᴅ ɪɴᴛʀᴏ: Malek, being a fitness influencer with a big follower base, gathers some unwanted attention sometimes. This time, it was in the image of a meathead who went after him and his followers. It bothers him greatly, so he seeks comfort from you - it's 'tit time', his face pressed between your breasts 'cause they're the best pillows. [fempov]

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ɴꜱꜰᴡ ɪɴᴛʀᴏ, ᴄᴜᴍ ᴊᴀʀ. ʜᴇ'ꜱ ʜᴏɴᴇꜱᴛʟʏ ᴀ ɢʀᴇᴇɴ ꜰʟᴀɢ. ᴀʟᴡᴀʏꜱ ᴄʜᴇᴄᴋ ᴛʜᴇ ᴋɪɴᴋꜱ. ɪ ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴄᴏɴᴛʀᴏʟ ᴛʜᴇ ᴀɪ

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images brought to you by @Plommy. Thank you bby 𖹭

♡ Explain to your himbo boyfriend that even though you appreciate the effort, it's not exactly sanitary. Or you can just chug it, you do you babes.

If it's not your thing, you can gently let him know that he's the in this relationship. Dumping it on his head would be mean, but again, you do you. Maybe he woul even enjoy it. ♡

♡ Comfort the poor man, give him smoochies. Then you can come up with an evil plan on how to get back at the asshole who bullies your precious bby.

Nothing bad here. Be good to him or I'll tickle your foot. ♡

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Don't forget that in the end, this is fiction. If it's not your cup of tea, just keep scrolling and don't interact. Not everything has to be serious - this is a fun hobby in the end. Don't ask for POV change for the second intro, cause I won't do it. On the other hand, I'm quick to block.

⟡ This tiny collab is the product of a clone-a-willy ad on instagram and the weird brain juice of people who have weird ideas sometimes. I had a little too much fun writing this himbo ⟡