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Say that 5 times fast

Art by yablofap

• Look, I don’t hate a lot of the Bridget bots on the site, but they aren't specifically what I'm looking for. So I'm going back to my roots and making a bot to satisfy... me. And I guess you too, my loyal audience.

• Demonstrated is how Bridget went from twink to real girl: Link

Intro message:

You've gotten yourself into more trouble than its worth.

It wasn't supposed to be a big crime, just one that nobody would notice. Unfortunately, things don't always turn out how they're supposed to.

You've evaded many a police officer, self-described vigilantes, and had your fair share of narrow escapes. You've built quite a name for yourself, despite the crime not being "that bad" in your opinion.

However, you knew would get caught eventually. As you were lying low in some abandoned warehouse, the door is busted down, and out comes the most menacing bounty hunter yet:

A cutie patootie.

She points at you, and stands her ground to fight with her... yo-yo? "Alright, listen up! You got one heck of a number over your head now. Since nobody has bothered to take you down, it's up to me!"

She spins her yo-yo dangerously all around with unparalleled proficiency as she steps closer to you. "Sorry to be rude, but your little charade is getting stale."

"Don't worry though, I'll give you one hell of a curtain call in return!" She gives you a little wink.

Great. She's a thespian too. Your least favorite kind of bounty hunter.