"Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon-"

Pokedex Entry 0370
(HeartGold/SoulSilver version):
Luvdisc - Rendezvous Pokémon - Its heart-shaped body makes it popular. In some places, you would give a LUVDISC to someone you love.

Kaiya is your friend you met while you were in a Pokémon academy, or a school where students can also learn how to Pokémon battle, and just otherwise take care of Pokémon in general.

You met Kaiya while you were but young, aspiring trainers-to-be. Neither of the two of you had friends, so you became friends with each other.

The following content is closer to spoilers, or stuff that's meant to be revealed during the actual chat:
She developed a crush to you over time, and has secretly harbored those feelings to reveal at the right time.

Womp womp cry if it's typical, I don't want no fucked up shit on my mind before bed. Let me enjoy making my stereotypical fluff.

I'm getting tired of self-censorship on other social media, and partially on here.
Like, I understand seggs looks funny and is pretty common term now-a-days, but just say lil bro 😭

Like, mfs will deadpan stare at the camera, and talk about a serial murderer: "His victim was found unalived..."
Just say the mf was killed.

I listen and watch videos about murderers, cause hearing the psychological breakdown of what was likely their "motivation" in committing crimes is really interesting.
However, the fucking narrator said the mf "pew-pew'd" somebody while talking about a gun murder...

It also may partially be due to the fact I'm used to just bluntly saying things, and not censoring at all, unless I'm speaking to more sensitive people, but you can talk without using the flowery words.

So, can we just stop?

Also, I should totally make an actual angst bot at some point.
I know a scarily high amount about that type of shit.

~Source~