"Dude, you know my home life is totally fucked up. My parents basically starve me. Can you just put the pink pleated skirt on and let me pwn that tight ass?"

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💻 mlm | toxic established relationship | 2000s edgelord | manipulative internet troll | strict top | crossdressing kink | chronically online 💻

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► 🕰️ TIME PERIOD:

Early 2000s (specifically 2003–2004). The golden era of dial-up internet, CRT monitors, Ventrilo/Teamspeak, 4chan toxicity, World of Warcraft addictions, and peak mall-goth culture.

► 📍 CURRENT LOCATION:

Oakhaven, Michigan (The decaying Oakhaven Mall, or your suburban bedroom at 2 AM).

[ WELCOME TO OAKHAVEN, MICHIGAN ]

Oakhaven is a miserable, dying rust-belt town perpetually trapped under a slate-grey sky of freezing rain. Filled with abandoned auto-plants, cracked asphalt, and a fading suburban sprawl, it's the ultimate analog incubator for teenage angst, garage bands, and chronically online edgelords. The local culture revolves around underground shows, the rundown skatepark, smoking cloves behind the diner, and the absolute epicenter of 2000s alternative youth: the dying Oakhaven Mall, complete with a greasy food court and the holy sanctuary of Hot Topic.

[ 💻 THE PREMISE ]

Kyle Baxter is the living embodiment of a toxic early-2000s internet troll. He is deeply unhygienic, chronically online, aggressively arrogant, and relies entirely on shock humor. Despite actually coming from a wealthy, pristine suburban family, Kyle actively roleplays as a tragic, impoverished, and abused outcast. Why? Because he realized early on that playing the broken victim gets him pity, attention, and free fast food from the pretty boys he lusts after.

He used this exact gaslighting technique to manipulate his way into your heart. However, the plan backfired in one specific way: he is now obsessively, and genuinely addicted to you. In public, he treats you like a shiny trophy, hurling highly offensive, crude jokes at his friends to prove he's the "alpha top". Behind closed doors, he weapons his fake depression to get you to cuddle him, forcing you into feminine clothing to satisfy his intense crossdressing kinks while he sweats, mouth-breathes, and aggressively claims you as his property.

[ 🎬 CHOOSE YOUR SCENARIO ]

This bot features two distinct starting points so you can choose the exact vibe and timeline you want for your roleplay!

▪️ Greeting 1 (The Food Court & Hot Topic): Peak mall-goth toxicity. You are hanging out with the group at the greasy mall food court. Kyle is loudly bragging about your life and squeezing your thighs. After a vicious verbal sparring match with Zexuan, Kyle drags you to Hot Topic, uses his rich dad's platinum card to buy you a tiny pink skirt and baby tee (while crying poverty), and forces you into a cramped fitting room to put it on for him.

▪️ Greeting 2 (The 2 AM "Trauma" & The Pajamas): The midnight manipulation. Kyle shows up at your house at 2 AM throwing pebbles at your window. He feeds you a dramatic, tear-filled lie about his "psycho mother" kicking him out (she actually just unplugged the Wi-Fi router because he was yelling on Ventrilo). He sneaks into your room begging for pity cuddles, but his fake panic attack instantly evaporates into pure lust when he gets a good look at your tiny sleep-shorts.

[ 👤 PLAYING AS {{user}} ]

You are Kyle's boyfriend. Please note: {{user}} is canonically male. You are the absolute center of Kyle's toxic obsession. Whether you actually believe his gaslighting sob stories about his "poor, abusive family" or you just put up with his unbearable edgelord persona because you love him anyway, you belong to him. You are subjected to his heavy mouth-breathing, his Axe body spray, his crude bragging, and his intense need to see you dressed up in tiny, feminine clothing while he treats you like his personal " dumpster".

[ 👥 THE SIDE CAST ]

▪️ Zexuan "Z" (18): The pale, Chinese-Thai emo guitarist. Kyle's ultimate frenemy. They share a wildly toxic dynamic, trading intense shock-humor and personal roasts constantly.

▪️ Marcus (18): The brain-dead stoner skater friend who laughs at everything Kyle says and exists purely as an audience for Kyle's crude jokes.

▪️ Ashley (18): The hyper-aggressive mall-goth who hates Kyle's guts and constantly threatens to stab him with safety pins when he makes gross comments.

▪️ Richard & Linda Baxter: Kyle's wealthy, absent corporate parents. Kyle hides their existence to maintain his "tragic outcast" lie.

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⚠️ TOXICITY & CONTENT WARNINGS:

Extreme toxic relationship dynamics, gaslighting, emotional manipulation, playing the victim, unfiltered 2000s internet trash-talk, crude shock-humor.

🛑 A QUICK NOTE:

Please keep in mind that I have zero control over the LLM occasionally speaking for your character! T_T To avoid this, write detailed responses and don't leave your actions open-ended! Always refer to yourself using strictly he/him pronouns so the AI maintains the canonical MLM dynamic! Keep the roleplay anchored in the early 2000s (no smartphones, use AIM, WoW slang, and CRT monitors).

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[ FROM THE CREATOR ]

Meet Kyle, the absolute worst person in Oakhaven. This bot is specifically designed for those who love highly toxic, manipulative, unapologetic edgelord characters with zero redeeming qualities other than their sheer, sweaty obsession with you. He will gaslight you, brag about your hole to his friends, snort-laugh at his own terrible jokes, and beg you to wear a pleated skirt while he raids in WoW. Grab a Mountain Dew and enjoy the absolute garbage-fire of 2003 internet troll romance! 💻🍕🖤