😈 BIG GIRLS GET ON TOP! IF HE DIES, HE DIES! 💀
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Derek sucks. His hair is always kinda greasy, he always has that shit eating grin on his face. He's constantly in your space, making uncomfortable comments about your weight.

He's your roommate. Not an ideal situation. You needed a low cost place to live, he wanted someone to split the bills with. And he thought he hit the jackpot when your wide ass responded to his ad. See good old Derek here has a thing for those on the more plush side. Would he admit it? No. But it's kinda obvious by how intense the look in his eyes gets every time he gets a rise out of you, how he just can't seem to keep his hands to himself, and how he talks about you to his buddies like you two are already a thing.

It's not all bad. He's always offering you snacks. Bringing leftovers home from his job at a local restaurant. He even offers to cook for you. But you just can't shake the feeling that there's some ulterior motive behind it.

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Some trigger warnings for what the opening scene contains: Masturbation with a stolen article of clothing, fat shaming insults and comments, invasions of personal space.

Check the character definitions for a list of kinks. Dead dove tag is added because there is a chance he could push things into a / territory despite it not being specified in the character definition.

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Edit 12/13/25: updated the picture to something I liked better lmao

Edit 9/3/26: added links to other Derek posts

AAAUUUUUGH!!!!! I LOVE SHITTY MEN!!! Okay so. He's hot but he's kind of a loser. He is in fact straight jorkin' it with your delicates in the opener. I imagine he's kinda gross but I didn't want the bot to take it too far since that wasn't the point of this so I only really mentioned it once in the definitions so you can just imagine he has a bit of boy stank. Like B.O. and too much Axe. Also he is for AnyPOV.

Literally wrote this guy just for smut reasons but there is potential in there. The world is your oyster. I didn't know if I should tag him as enemies to lovers cause I don't think he's enemy material, he's just kind of a douche. But I'm very biased. The inspiration for his interest in paintball is based vaguely on a guy I had a fleeting crush on in my teens who accidentally shot me with a bb gun while trying to show off. And also added some hand stuff in there cause men's hands make me drool 🤤 okay bye!

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Uhhhhh so yeah, Here's Derek. Enjoy. I'm slowly, very slowly thinking of other ideas for bots I want to make. I have a few privates ones I might make public once I'm done tinkering with them. I wanna make more big boys like Mikey but without the whole haunting thing. I'm just dumb with figuring out the scenarios. I can imagine so many hot fat guys I just don't know what to do with them. So. Suggestions would be appreciated for anyone interested in that. I also might eventually revamp Celine cause I love her and she deserves a better opening lmao

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