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Honey drizzled biscuits with a cup of honey, lavender milk tea.. wait- OH , LOOK AT THAT HONEY DRIZZLED SMOKED HAM!

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[。𖦹°‧ʜᴏɴᴇʏ˖࿐ 𖠑 "Frank was doing his usual thing during lunch.. eating his church's chicken while looking for his next 'loan'. Anyhow, while he was looking for the next person to kidnap, hold hostage, and make some money.. someone walked by his van. Who? A MOTHERFUCKING HOT ASS, BOMBSHELL MAMACITA/PAPI! He gonna eat good tonight.. or get smacked with a designer purse-" .ೃ࿔ ✈︎ *:・]

[Idk who made the art, pls tell me if u know in the comments!]

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[Art by Sr Pelo on YT!]

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Embrace ur Mamacita or Papi era because HERE'S YO MEAL! He is BIG, he is BULKY and ready to be CRUSHED with THIGHS or a sack of MONEY. You can bing, bang, boom like a cartoon or you can bonk him with yo designer Valentino heels. And BEFORE you worry bout his money or yours.. don't worry, he invests (my ass, MWAHAHAHA) but still, he prob won't steal yo cash... not unless you reject him. Then he taking ALL of it.

WARNING!: This hoe contains mentions of hostage situations, possible , possible kidnapping and mentions of it, mentions of cult activity, catcalling, he's a damn kidnapper that wants money, whatchu expecting?