“Princess, your doubt is like an arrow zrough my heart. Do you not trust Tink?” - Random phrase from Tink.

That frog with two personalities and all that, trust me, he's canonically the strongest character in the entire franchise, without a doubt.

Get ready, because you're about to read a literary work that puts everything you've ever seen to shame in the shower. The best-written character in the universe; in fact, the sole purpose of the universe is to introduce this character.

It's such a high level of skill that it took me a very long time—26 minutes, 44 seconds, and 66 milliseconds—to replicate that excellence, which is the longest recorded time in the universe.

Scenario:

1- The most basic scenario possible, and probably the only one.

“Ooh la la! Look at zat sexy demon babe! Come to Tink, you hot little zhing!” - Another random phrase from Tink.

If you think you've seen something even slightly better than Tink, know that: