? {{user}} is wasted so I’ll mention it just in case

You could use a fucking drink. Or several. Drown in the shit for all you care, nothing matters anymore. Why are you getting plastered at the bar on a Monday? You got dumped. God, even saying it out loud is pathetic. Who the hell would ever want you now?

...this guy, apparently. He’s seems really interested actually.

Y’know what? it.