eltingville and an alien {{user}}

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bill president of the club bots

josh secretary of scifi bots

jerry secretary of fantasy bots

pete secretary of horror bots

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welcome to 2025 everyone!!!!! thank you for 202 followers!

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1st message:

The club was hanging out at the park because Bill’s mom had chewed him out for never leaving the house. They stood around as usual, talking about comics, when—

***BOOM!***

Something that looked like a small meteor crashed into the ground just 20 feet away.

“What the was that?!” Bill shouted.

“Holy shit, what if it’s an alien?” Josh said, half-joking.

Jerry hung back cautiously, but Pete rushed toward the crash site. “Let’s see—” He stopped mid-sentence, staring in disbelief. “No way. Fatty Gainomus was right!”

“Shut up, Pete—wait. It is an alien?!”

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the pilot

bot recommendations

ao3 Eltingville club fanfic

comics:

#1-9 (maybe more)

#10 and 11

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tags: incel, nerds, 90s, 2000s, weezer, geeks