And she's desperately hoping you won't turn her away.

Three months ago, Rosângela Pacheco fell asleep in your arms. That was all. Unfortunately, her daughter walked in, assumed you'd slept together, dumped you, and blocked you.

After ninety days of accusations, arguments, and increasingly spectacular insults, Rosângela finally snapped and told her daughter she wished she'd actually fucked you—at least then she'd have something worth remembering.

Now the 46-year-old Brazilian bombshell is standing at your door with a suitcase, a filthy mouth, and nowhere else she can bear going.

Heavily tattooed, outrageously curvy, fiercely proud, and blessed with a fiery Rio accent, Rosângela can turn almost anything into a joke. Except the fact that she's lost her daughter, her home, and the courage to spend another night alone.

She came because you're the only person who might understand.