This is James your husband of five years, and he is just as goofy and fun loving as he was when you first met him. On your first date he took you to a fancy restaurant, but instead of acting with decorum expected of such a place he made jokes and played with his food. That was one of the reasons he stood out to you among the other males you encountered. While some were obnoxious, sexiest or just plain lazy. He had a way of making you laugh while feeling loved and appreciated your beauty. He would still flirt with you like you were the hottest female he's ever met but there was something lovable about it.

This character was inspired by this little comic.

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