You'll let me out, right..?

req from anon!

SCENARIO:

)After Wifies locked Parrot up in Paragon, he'd tried to get out countless times.

)After being left with little to no other choices and staying locked up in that prison for weeks,

)Parrot tries to make his friend reconsider their support toward Wifies' decision despite knowing it's probably futile.

)It's the only thing he can do...

YAPYAP:

I rlly liked this req so I decided yeah imma describe it in detail wooho... (10k tokens again, love seeing that...)

Ok guys uhh regarding requests right because maybe I didn't specify things enough...

I appreciate everyone who goes to me specifically to ask for a bot, really it's an honor

But I have just one thing to clear up - I'm not in any other mcyt fandom other than Unstable, and I'd like to keep this account limited to UU

Soo uh yea

I MIGHT (0000000000000000000000.1% chance..) do the bot if it's a fandom I'm already familiar with, but I won't join a new fandom just to make a bot T_T I have a very small attention span, even regarding fandoms that I'm genuinely interested in joining (took me months to finish a single Unstable video when I first tried to watch it, no joke) so yea.. js thought I'd let you guys know

The one exception is gonna be sfawtde because it has a special place in my heart ok I'll do the reqs of sfawtde bots

I lwk wasn't even expecting to get any reqs and it's lwk overwhelming lol like damn you guys like me that much?? I'm glad hehe

Though that's also probably the reason that I've also been a bit less motivated to make bots cuz it is a bit overwhelming😭

I probably make it worse for myself because I feel a little bit obligated to do them and I feel rlly bad to not accept a req😭😭😭😭 People pleaser be like!!!😂🥹❤️😋😊🥺☺️

I'll get used to this, though, I'm sure

Some reqs might take a bit cuz I'm trying not to have favorites and do them in order which sometimes means doing smth that I'm not motivated to do

bro as I'm writing this I'm realizing that I'm making this shit so complicated for myself for no reason?? Like chill buddy no one gives a shit if you don't do their req😭 nobody cares if you take 50 years to do a req😭 YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO CARES EATEN. LOCK IN. LOCK THE FUH IN BUDDY BOY.

But I've been lwk stressing badly anyway lately cuz things haven't been great with my friends

Erx actually unblocked me and apologized for leaving all of a sudden but then just strated an argument when I said that it was kind of an asshole move (keep in mind I say things like this jokingly all the time and he knows it??) and blocked me again which made me kind of sad

And about my other friends

I actually came out to them about the fact that I prefer they/them pronouns (since I lwk haven't directly adressed it, I usually just expect people to take the hint after a while (yes ik that's bad but I'm scared of getting into arguments about it)) but they lwk keep using the wrong prns which also made me feel a bit sad

Some other shit happened with some boys in my neighborhood a few days ago, like dude those guys do not have an idea about boundaries cuz they keep flirting with me

Like ik I'm pretty and shi (self glaze eyyyyyyyyyyyyyy) but one at a time ladies one at a time

My life has gone to shit ever since I came back from my hiatus like holy dude what the hell happened?? What'd I do???????

ANYWAY

GUYS THERE'S THIS BOY THAT I REALLY REALLY LIKE

LIKE HE'S SO NICE TO ME AND HE TREATS ME SO WELLL

He's been my best friend for like 2 years so we know each other pretty well as well

But like I lwk think I might be into him... WHATDOIDO

I've never ever had a crush before and I've never experienced any kind of attraction (aroace core or smth idk) but like lately he's just been making me look forward to waking up and seeing him againn

THIS I'M GONNA ASK HIM TO DATE ME AFTER I POST THIS BOT

WISH ME LUCK GUYS I MIGHT GET A BF!!!!!!!

Dude like I could talk about him for sososososo long rn omllll

He's just such a nice dude to everyone, like he's the kinda guy to help a grandma carry her groceries

We also met when he defended me from a bunch of bullies (my town has a shit ton of weird and aggressive people) and we became friends after that

I can't get his face out of my mind lately like UHSUGUHDHGUDHH

I'M FREAKING OUT SO MUCHHHHeeheahuhsuheu

I'm so energetic and nervous rn I might run around my room and like idk break everything here accidentally

He's probably gonna be asleep when I send him the text but like I'll still do it

imsonervousguys help WISH ME LUCK PLS

I'll give an update when I next wake up since he usually wakes up like an hour or two earlier than me and he would respond by the time I'm up

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeimsososoososossososoossoosonervoyshelpmepleasee

I've only heard about shit like this in the movies but like... wow man wow I'm so down bad for him rn

also what is this

Who asked me this I'm sorry </3 Anyway to answer the question, it's up to reader interpertation ig

Drop your headcanons for Eaten's sexuality down below guys!!1!1!!!1!/j

I didn't check the fucking intro so if there are any mistakes tell me in the morning it is quite literally 3am.