THREE MEGATRONS X USER YAAAAA

I've started growing genuine feelings for Ronald Mcdonald. My infatuation with him began jokingly, but now I find myself with butterflies at the sight of his dumbass smile. I imagine us happy together, devoted and without doubt. But inevitably, self awareness breaks through the fantasy and I'm left to spend the rest of the day questioning what went wrong with me. Agonizing over a dream that could never be. Wondering how I got to this point; in love with a corporate mascot.