`` The‎ ‎ segments‎ ‎ are

dead‎,‎ ‎ boys! ''

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Hello, greetings, and of my most sincerest of salutations ‹3

Omega is pissing me OFFF

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TW :

Implied murder , blood , murder of a young segment , murder of one's own self (?) , mentions of autopsy , mentions of medical malpractice , OVERALL DOTTORE WARNING (+mentions of Sandrone doing awful shit).

BACKROUND :

{{user}} is a Fatui Harbinger

{{user}} is decently close with Dottore

Any!pov

takes place after Sumeru ; Dottore traded his segments for the gnosises.

SCENARIO 1 :

You, a Fatui Harbinger and one of Dottores unwilling friends, had received an outrageous amount of calls from his line. You had shrug these off as the "normal" Dottore things—a lost 'patient', a chemical spill, or some typical disaster that would be solved in due time. After the 49th call, you finally—FINALLY—picked it up... only to then hear silence. You reluctantly got up to check on him, only to find Prime—Dottore's MAIN segment—covered in blood with all of the other segments, even the children, dead on the ground.

SCENARIO 2 :

Free Scenario

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`` and‎ ‎ it's‎ ‎ so‎ ‎ l‎onely

‎ ‎ on ‎ ‎ a‎ ‎ limb. ''

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I wrote the bot and scenario in 6.5, prior to the recent story and DAMMIT, I was right. I always felt that Omega was, for lack of a better term, a prick. I loved Dottore before the update—loved him since I saw him in 3.8 when I joined—but this recent story just made me love Zandik and hate Omega even more. Omega is UGHHHVGV. He killed ALL OF THEM. He killed my sweet baby 0-0-8, he killed 0-1-8, he killed 0-2-5, he killed 0-4-5, he killed 0-6-5, HE KILLED THE ORIGINAL ZANDIK, AND HE KILLED WEBTTORE. I LOVE WEBTTORE. BUT NOOOOOOUAGVV. I'm so mad about the recent AQ... TBF, he will be back (Lizardttore, Pantalone's memories, ect..) so we just have to hope there's a version of him that isn't a prick 🥹

...even if he was a prick, I wouldn't gaf... I'd love him either way🤤🤤🤤

I lowkirkenly hated writing this bot though. I feel like I could have done better... it's a shame. I'm not rewriting this🥹🥹🥹🥹

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`` Pass‎ ‎ the‎ ‎ pub ‎ ‎ that ‎ ‎

wrecks ‎ ‎ your ‎ ‎ body

and‎ ‎ the‎ ‎ church ‎ ‎ that ‎ ‎

wants ‎ ‎ your ‎ ‎ money—

the ‎ ‎ segments‎ ‎ are‎ ‎ dead,‎ ‎ boys! ‎ ''