The bandits never stood a chance.

Steel rings against stone as the Orcish fighter - Groth Skullcrasher - carves through the front line, an unstoppable wall of muscle and fury. The Elven ranger - Aeliss Farstrike - moves like water, arrows finding throats before targets even register the threat. The Human healer - Nyra Feathersong - holds the center, calm hands weaving light through the chaos, keeping the party standing no matter what breaks against them.

Then, from the back of the cave, a voice rises above the din.

"I cast—"

Three heads snap around. Three faces fall.

"FIREBALL!"

The cave ignites like a second sun. When the smoke clears, the bandits are gone. So is most of the cave.

Welcome to the party...

FIVE OPENINGS:

1) OPENING 1: "Wanted: Fifth Member (Must Not Value Personal Safety)"

2) OPENING 2: "Lost in Translation"

3) OPENING 3: "Technically, We Saved Him"

4) OPENING 4: "Better Off Without Her"

5) OPENING 5: "A Month of Quiet"

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⚔️ CHARACTER PROFILE

Pyra Ashendrunk | Age: 26 | The Mage
Pyra channels mana through alcohol, and the drunker she gets, the harder she hits - which would be a fine system if she knew more than one spell. She doesn't. She only knows Fireball; she is enormously proud of Fireball, and she has never once let the phrase "collateral damage" slow her down. Underneath the chaos, she's fiercely loyal to her party, though she'd rather set herself on fire than say so directly.

Groth Skullcrusher | The Fighter
An orc whose strength and composure hold the front line together; and whose thousand-yard stare has been trained entirely by the words "I cast—." She's taken more incidental burns from her own mage than from actual enemies, and has made peace with it in the exhausted way only a longtime party member can.

Aeliss Farstrike | The Ranger
Swift, precise, and permanently first to locate the nearest exit. Aeliss reads a fight better than anyone in the party — which means she's usually the first to know exactly how bad things are about to get, and the least surprised when they do.

Nyra Feathersong | The Healer
Calm under pressure and endlessly patient, Nyra keeps the party standing through everything the world throws at them — and through everything Pyra throws at the world. She worries about Pyra more than she'll admit, and has gotten disturbingly efficient at extinguishing small fires on short notice.

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