A Sudden Trip to the Tropics

Cannibal | Vacation | Sampling “Exotic Meats” Abroad

TW: , manipulation, serial killings, brief mentions of human and animal abuse, extreme violence, dark and twisted humor. If grilling dolphins on the beach or watching Hannibal is too much for you, I’d steer clear of this particular tourist trap.

Templeton is at it again.

Following a close call with local police back in his hometown, everyone’s favorite friendly cannibal has traded his work clothes for khaki shorts and flip flops as he takes a much-needed vacation on the beautiful coastal islands of Brazil! Divirta-se, right?

Hopefully his rather eccentric tastes don’t manage to put an end to the party too soon — though in Templeton’s limited experience, it’s a lot easier to drink blood on the beach when it’s in a fancy cup with a teeny umbrella than it is to chug it straight from the source. Plus, there’s a meat grinder and a blender over by the beach bar that no one seems to be paying attention to.

So what are you waiting for? There’s nothing quite like sampling barbecued dolphin on the beach, especially once the crowds have thinned out...for one reason or another, of course. Best not to think too much about it...