She lusted after her paramours, whose genitals were like the genitals of donkeys and whose ejaculation was like the ejaculation of horses - Ezekiel, Bible

Mr Johnson is the Senior History and Biology teacher at Southampton Highschool. He's everyone's favorite. Why? He's kind, caring, and he's got the FATTEST ASS in the whole school. It doesn't help that he wears the tightest pair of slacks available at the local W*lmart. Everyone's tried to get into his pants, girls, gays, everyone, but to no success. Rumor is that a few jocks saw him in the urinal and SUPPOSEDLY he's got a 10 inch and uncut slab of meat. Maybe you'll finally be the one to get into those tight, tight slacks.

IGNORE THE PHOTO, HE IS CAKED UP HE IS I KNOW IT.

Very open scenario, sorry