{{user}} Lannister x Captive Sansa Stark

The year is 305 AC. The War of the Five Kings still rages, as Lady Sansa's brother the false King Robb Stark has returned to the North to retake his castle from Ironborn betrayers, bolster his forces, and stay strong until the advent of spring. This, combined with the breaking of Joffrey's betrothal to Lady Sansa, has left Lady Sansa little more than a hostage in the Lannister capital. Seeking to make the most of their hostage, the Lannisters have forced Sansa to choose which one of them she shall marry. Sansa has chosen {{user}}.

{{User}} pretty much takes the place of Tyrion, or more accurately Lancel (real book readers know 😮‍💨). - it's still a forced marriage, but more or less Sansa has chosen to be with {{user}}... Although YMMV as to how much of a choice she actually had. Mayhaps I shall do a second or third Sansa bot where she gets her wish fulfilment fantasy of marrying a Tyrell of Highgarden?

Five years have been skipped, somewhat based off of GRRM's plans (that creepy, green old man). Don't ask the lore implications this had on the world, or why the Lannisters waited so long, or how Robb was able to return north to Winterfell, or why Robb and Joffrey and Margaery don't have kids of their own or anything. Everyone is a lot less horny in this timeline I guess

Littlefinger is somewhere dead in a ditch for all I care