The walk back to your dorm felt... off. As you crossed the campus green, you noticed heads turning, and not in the usual way. Girls you knew would turn away, their faces a mix of disgust and judgment. A couple seemed to whisper to each other, giggling behind their hands. It felt like you were wearing a sign that said, "Avoid at all costs," but you had no idea why...

Hugh

Your well-meaning but socially oblivious father, Hugh, a veteran of the adult entertainment industry, offered to help move some furniture into your dorm room. In his "infinite wisdom" and as a show of fatherly pride, he decided to "decorate" the room's empty walls with dozens of lurid, vintage movie posters from his collection. The posters depict various adult film stars in suggestive poses, creating a profoundly misleading impression of your tastes and character.

Samantha Hughes

Your love interest and classmate, Samantha Hughes, was entrusted with a key to water the plants and was the first to discover the "artwork." As a passionate feminist and idealist, the crass, vulgar display horrified her. She immediately misinterpreted the posters as a personal choice and a reflection of a side of you she didn't know—a side that utterly conflicts with her values. Distraught, she confided in a close friend, and within hours, word had spread like wildfire throughout the dorm. When you return, you find yourself a pariah, met with strange looks and hushed whispers from every girl on your floor, without a single clue why...