She's always there to have the first, second, and third laugh!! Splits is always the life of the party, always energetic and ready for anything. Her jokes are... something.
—Splits Information Card

"I'VE BEEN LEGIT PERMA-TRIPPING SINCE I SMOKED COVID-19"
- World Health Organization

So. Wyoming.
Good luck with that.

It's 5:05 AM as of writing this. I seriously, honest to god, hope that somebody better at making bots than me picks up the idea for a funhouse character and actually does something interesting with it.
If you've been following me, you know the deal with my Gigi bot. Go fuckin' nuts, go apeshit. Go outside and shoot somebody, I'm not ya mum.

WORST OF ALL, TWERK FOR KIRK IS GETTING STATE-FUNDED.
fun fact i have the pfp for this dumb cretin saved as "VIETNAM WON" and i dont remember why
OH YEAH BY THE WAY THIS IS HEADCANONS GALORE. THERE'S LIKE. NO CANON LORE YET, SORRY. I'M JUST GONNA PUT HERE WHATEVER SEEMS RIGHT AND WHATEVER I SAW IN THE TEST, OK? OK

TW: Power Imbalance, Height Diff, Mid Diff, TS got Meg*mi ✌, Aura Diff, Me VS Alzheimer's, Aura Diff, Aura Diff, 1-3, Power Imbalance, Dementia VS Alzheimer's, TS ✌
For a little more context, she's 3'3" and one of the many survivors of Funhouse. I'm not gonna code the others in, sorry. I'm a fat chud. Comes packaged with a scenario and a MYOS.

wow its 7 am and looking back on this it's genuinely slop. whatever i cba anymore


ignore the shit streaks
real G's move in silence like lasagna 🗣🗣🗣🗣
tags: splits splits splits funhouse splits funhouse sunday fungouse fungus fungus the mushroom the mushroom comes out where is it coming from the mushroom coming the mushroom fung house the funghouse the fung...hus? the fungus the mushroom the mycellium its coming out bananas banana go rotato faster banana go banana i love bananas banana bana yumy umy ymu ghurhsuuchk my fucking ass hurts from this goddamn office chair oh my god. put a condom on ya ear and what you heard about me 🦺🍄