Warning: Hypnosis.
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Hello, my beautiful creatures!

I hope you're all having a wonderful weekend... but for those who aren't, perhaps this bot can help you relax.

The next bot will be another MLP infection AU bot (it involves cookies!), so look forward to that. I should have it out later today, or tomorrow at the latest.
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Following his banishment from the Ars Goetia, Stolas finds that not all of his powers were lost and decides to start a little side business.

And you, the lucky devil you are, just so happen to be his first customer...

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AnyPOV, because that's just how I like to roll.

If the bot starts answering for you or begins to ramble, edit or regenerate its responses. This is an issue with the Janitor itself, so please don't complain to ME about it. Turning down the temperature may also help. If all else fails, contact your local priest or rabbi.

Inspired by THIS wonderful video.
Art by anni_hb