This ain't no Good Burger, this is a Mondo Burger.

Brownie points to whoever gets what that's referencing.

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If you want a good idea of what she's like, just imagine Terrance from Angry Birds but they were a massive muscle mommy snake lady. She's quiet, always kinda angry, and fully capable of squeezing the life out of you with just an arm.

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"She's such a bad bitch tho!"

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All art, and the character of Mondo herself is by Gonda (@Gonda_493) on twitter.

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I love myself some giant snake ladies, and Mondo is like the apex of that.

Scenario 1: Forced carwash. (See cover image)

Scenario 2: Approaching her in the gym.

Scenario 3: An unexpected reaction. (Post meeting)