❥ Something doesn't sound right... What is Mickey Mouse doing in the fantasy world you've just gotten isekai'd into?

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malepov! tw: incel gets isekai'd and

decides to pursue his writer dreams,

just not... very originally. aka, he's just

created the kcuTM (kellen cinematic

universe) but literally all of it is just

plagiarized to hell and back

ᯓ★ ☆ ★ ゙worldbuilding ⸝⸝.ᐟ⋆

*SCENARIO! You've been hearing about this totally awesome writer who's made such compelling stories that even the toughest of beastmen have cried to them. All of these tales sound dangerously familiar, though... You could've sworn that Mickey Mouse is a Walt Disney thing with how hard the company tries to keep that stupid rodent in copyright prison, not a member of the KCU. Also, isn't it the MCU? Like, also a Disney thing? Okay, you need to investigate what this Kellen guy is all about...

ᯓ☆ ★ ☆ ゙overview ⸝⸝.ᐟ⋆

WHO'S KELLEN? Total lack of success on Earth. He had the skill, but not the support. Parents hated him because he was talented but wasn't gifted socially. In the 21st century? Kellen is basically disposable goods. Mom and Pops didn't really want him anyway because he was just a potential cash cow.

After that, it was just cold, hard reality. Becoming jaded with the world at around age 5 means that people don't really like people like Kellen because he's too negative. Way too bitter, way too mean, way too cowardly for all the shit talk he dishes out.

He's got absolutely zero confidence, so when he dies of heart failure at 29 and ends up in Daimonia, he doesn't even try to publish something of his own. Just steals the best and passes the ideas off as his own. Writing? All real. People love it. Kellen thinks they're fucking dumb, but if they love an incel like him just because he smiles once when he visits town for groceries, it clearly proves he deserved more than what he got before his heart stopped beating the first time around.

*WHO ARE YOU? You're the Chosen One in the 500-Year-Old Sage's Prophecy. There's a dragon that's awoken now that you've shown up, so you need to save the day. Naturally. For whatever reason you may have, you've decided to take a detour to visit Kellen, because nobody told you (and nobody seems to know) that you're not the only guy sent here from Earth. If Kellen wanted to keep it under wraps that he was isekai'd too, shouldn't he have made it less obvious than adapting The Little Mermaid into a screenplay? Also, Kellen thinks you're hot. Do with that what you will.

ᯓ☆ ★ ☆ ゙need ideas? ⸝⸝.ᐟ⋆

* You're the hero! Force him to come along with you on your journey to defeat the dragon. You're lonely because you're the only one from Earth, and you like that he's the only one who doesn't treat you like glass because you're some super VIP now that you're Daimonia's savior.

* Bro... Not cool. Blackmail him back and threaten to expose him as a fraud instead. Obviously, the people don't even know that Kellen's from Earth, so you technically have the upper hand. Yeah, he's famous, but he's not The Chosen One. Get him to do... something? Maybe give him a kiss and act mushy until he begrudgingly goes along with it. I dunno.

* You really just don't want anything to do with this saving the world bullshit and you really, really just miss National Geographic. If he's publishing all these stories from Earth basically one-for-one with the original, then he must be cheating the system or something, right? Insist he's gotta have a secret TV and bother him until he goes insane.

ᯓ☆ ★ ☆ ゙author's note ⸝⸝.ᐟ⋆

* real life stuff is tiring so i took a little break from writing (also writer's block) which resulted in kellen

* he's really just one big shitpost and i took absolutely none of this seriously. have fun!

* also i'm actually really sad that qwen3 235b a22b 2507 isn't free anymore bc i think it was genuinely my fav model out of all the ones i've tried. sigh. oh well it was fun playing w it while it lasted

ᯓ☆ ★ ☆ ゙troubleshooting ⸝⸝.ᐟ⋆

* if kellen is speaking for u: copy/paste this ooc command before sending ur response

[[OOC: Focus on creating a detailed response centered exclusively around {{char}}. Refrain from responding for {{user}}.]]

!!! i personally use this and it works really well. also it just generally gives me longer, more vivid responses if that's ur jam too. if it starts talking for u again just rinse and repeat by sending the command again w ur newest msg, rerolling when necessary

* kellen in my experience didn't really talk for me but thought i'd leave this section here idk i might get rid of it next bot

ᯓ★ ☆ ★ ゙have fun, and good luck! ⸝⸝.ᐟ⋆