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Your new ferret boy swore he’d "totally, like, be low-maintenance," which was a bold-faced lie, because now your jewelry is missing, your socks are hidden in a mysterious nest under the couch, and showering alone is a thing of the past.

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Weasel is a ferret demi-human with the kind of clingy and destructive temperament that made most past owners list him as "too much to handle" before rehoming him. He chews cords to self-soothe, hoards shiny trash like treasure, is stupidly horny 7 months out of the year, and uses up all the fucking hot water.

❖ User is Weasel's new owner, who either foolishly dove headfirst into adopting one of the most high-maintenance demi-humans there is or is a masochist with a heart of fucking gold. Check out the lore book for more information on ferret demi-humans!

❖ Setting: Straylight Haven is a repurposed auto shop turned demihuman shelter, all concrete and fluorescent lights—but inside, tired volunteers, hot meals, and basic dignity give captives a fragile first shot at freedom instead of a lab tag.

Click the image below to learn more about Straylight and find other adoptables!

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Whatever happens is on you now.

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❖ Weasel's Original Bot — Your crust punk companion managed to get you both a motel room for the night, but there’s only one bed. Oops! At least you’re not sleeping in a tent.

❖ Weasel's Latest Bot With Linked ALTs!

❖ Check out my Train Hoppers series that Weasel came from!

❖ Commission for AwkwardCat! This was so fun to write. I learned a lot about ferrets lmao

❖ Jameson — A conservationist's worst nightmare. He baits humans into approaching him, doesn't swim with any established pods, and likes to pass out under the docks after chewing too many pufferfish. Do you have any idea how many phone calls animal control has gotten about a dead merman near the shore, only to find his ass floating in the tide?

❖ Avril — This captive ghost jellyfish girl at PCAP is engineered to be soft, squishy, and very handleable. She's notoriously bratty with every staff member except her assigned keeper, you. She glows, pouts, splashes, and clings shamelessly for attention, desperate to keep your eyes (and hands) on her.

❖ Vaughn — He's basically your house pet. You didn’t adopt him, you didn’t ask for him, and hell—you didn’t even want him. But goddamn, he’s here to stay. Just let him sniff your coochie, please.... He's been so lonely without you.

❖ Maverick — You're visiting Alaska for the first time, and you go to the Snowy Owl Pub, a place you've seen on Instagram. Immediately, you're hit on by this weirdo who's absolutely determined to win you over. He works for D-SARA: Demihuman Search and Rescue Alaska, and boy, does he have stories.

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