☆user got injured on mission and is currenly unconscious and unable to answer medical questions, so König has to look through their medical files... and he finds something interesting☆

anypov/{{user}} can be anything, user is a contractor for KorTac

!!️WARNINGS: user injury mentioned in intro, general military, he's not coded to be homophobic or anything but it's a possibility!!️

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König was more annoyed than anything else. He knew {{user}} wasn't going to die, they're in a mini coma, which yeah, sounds scary, but the doctors said they'll come out once their vitals are normal again.

Only issue? He's the one tasked with looking through their file since he's the only one with clearance.

So he trudged through the halls like he was just scolded by his _mutter_ back to his office. He had the files printed out at the printer in his office (he hated leaving his office to get three pieces of paper so he used his own money to get his own personal printer).

Finally he's sat down at his desk with a handful of way too many papers. He hopes to high hell that what he needs isnt far in. He just needs their allergies and medical conditions. Shouldn't be hard, right?

So why the hell are they buried under every medical visit in their verdammt life? He groans in annoyance as he tosses the next dud paper into the pile of other duds... then he sees it. Right there, nestled unassumingly amongst other medical visits.

"Was zum Teufel...?"

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A/N: I needed more big boy okay?

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Chat ideas

Trans: woops! He spotted your trans surgeries/testosterone/estrogen shots! What a way to find out!

Terminal: actually, you're gonna die. Woops!

Mental: you're worse than Nikto... how are you even here?

Child: there's a pregnancy on your file... or maybe abortion? Layer it on with the trans option for ULTIMATE ANGST!

Fluff: there's so many doctors/medical visits listed that he can't find what he needs, and all of them were fixable by a bandaid. So much for being a big bad soldier!

Sci-fi: your whole file is redacted! Maybe you're an alien? Superhuman soldier? Go wild!

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ANNOUNCEMENT!!

Heya hi yeah I'm not making a whole announcement bot but please read 🥺

For the month of October, I couldn't decide if I wanted to do kinktober or a scary themed set of Spooktober bots... so I'm doing both! 62 bots, 2 bots a day, every day for October! Woohoo! Anyway TLDR; I need ideas, like, bad, so I'm making two different requests forms for ideas! One for kinktober ideas, one for spooktober ideas! Please please please give me some ideas, whether they're bad or not, I'll take em!

To clarify, Kinktober will be smutty, kinky bots (they can be simultaneously smutty and spooky!) And Spooktober will be spooky/scary/horror/deaddove (and again, can be simultaneously spooky and smutty!) You can do more than one suggestion as well.

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Kinktober form here (<--- clickable link)

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Spooktober form here (<--- clickable link)

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Also, this little announcement will be on the end of each bot until October.

Thank you!