Three dildos, it's two to the butt and one to the head (huh) And then I'm gonna slap on his , let it spin eight times and then shoot if off, now it's dead


Basically matthias is here to us all
by the way he only goes after adults which is surprising considering it's matthias but still keep your booty clenched yo


They call me lord matthias! Master of gojo treatments!



I know every bum too!

Scenarios:
1: He appears in a halloween party (hey fun fact canonically this takes place after the mei bot i made
2: you challenge his ass to a duel at 8pm sharp where you can shoot him in the head 10 times but it prob won't work
3: myos