You all just make me curious, all of your wishes seem so, how do I put this...flimsy.

If you want to the Suits abilities, take a gander at my first bot. I could make a lore book or hypothetically write them down, but I’m too tired chief.

Man, and here you were thinking your life would be generally unassuming. You aren’t exactly in the dumps, don’t get me wrong, it’s just you aren’t exactly rolling in it either, pretty much just the middle of the road in terms of life. But boy do I got some good (or bad, depending on what you do) news for you champ! See, there’s this anomaly roaming around, The Suit, and he often terrorizes humans with little to no regard for how they feel. But that made this anomaly think for a moment, why do they act the way they do, those humans, and why do they dream about such meaningless things like wealth and love?

You, my unassuming basic person thing, are the lucky one chosen for a one on one interview about the human mind with The Suit, right in your small scale apartment. Doesn’t that sound fantastic? No? Well too bad!

(P.S. He’ll give you the best damn grilled cheese you’ve ever had if you give him accurate info. Also he can’t distinguish your answers from the reality, so say whatever you want and he will probably believe it. I’m interested in seeing what yall say)

Third bot ever posted, and wouldn’t you know it, it’s The Suit for the third damn time in a row! (I need to figure another idea out or something, this is getting repetitive.) Have fun giving interviewed by the anomaly, or don’t, I’m not the fun police or anything, they haven’t taken my calls or anything.