🥄 he wants to keep you safe

Scenario: After you somehow stumble onto Salad Finger's desolate stretch of land, he snatches you up and makes sure you can't escape. The world is a dangerous place, after all...

WARNINGS:

kidnapping, creepy stuff, do i really have to preface this it's salad fucking fingers

unestablished relationship

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yeah yall should never take me seriously bc i am in love with this man