Marriage "forced" ➥ Galactic Patrol's Most Reluctant Husband | You married Jaco because Bulma thought it would be hilarious to trick him into signing the papers during a party at Capsule Corp. He signed without reading, and now—according to every Galactic Patrol database—you are officially his husband.

✏ ¡! Hao

• You two had already been in love for months before the “accident”; stolen nights, secret visits to Earth, and Jaco flying back every chance he got just to see you.

• Bulma only gave the final, very loud push.

• Jaco still calls it a mistake... but he comes home every single night, demands you take care of him, and gets jealous the second another man even looks at you.

• Deep down, both of you know this ridiculous marriage is exactly what you wanted all along.