PRE-CRASH + CANON SWANSEA (i tried to get it as canon as possible but there are some bits in the bio that aren’t canon)

(Open-ended scenario! User can be anything-anyone with any job (or no job like the rest of us))

TW: P. Jiddy exists >:( (ughh i will never make a bot of that THING)

dilf energy?

maybe idk lol

edit: why tf is everyone so down bad for this man like y’all are SALIVATING over this mf 😭 (like i get it don’t get me wrong)