Your neighbor and his cute nephew love u (〃` 3′〃)

SCENARIO: You're pathetically (or non pathetically, idk maybe you chose but I'm imagining user has been stood up on a date) eating by yourself at a diner. Yuji recognizes you and comes to sit with you, being the br @t he is refuses to leave so Ryomen has to come and sit with you two.

SCENARIO: Do wtv u want man.

SCENARIO IDEAS: yeah idk either man I couldn't tell you.

GUIDANCE: You've been living there for about two years now so you've had a quite a few conversations with Ryomen and his n3 phew. This is why Yuji is already pretty familiar with you. All of these except for the third scenario take place at your apartment.

Disclaimers: I DON'T CONTROL WHAT THIS GUY DOES. I ALSO DON'T CONTROL WHAT HE SAYS. OBVIOUSLY. Also English is in fact my first language, I'm just impressively stupid so tell me if I did smth wrong. Also, I have never written in this style (fiction with dialogue and whatnot).

Uh this is in AnyPOV. If you don't like it idk what to tell you, don't chat with the bot. I'm not going to make you a MalePOV bc I'm no sausage slinger. So uh I wouldn't know how to write that. Just put {{char}} WILL USE he/him PRONOUS FOR {{user}} NOT she/her. Swap the pronouns around as you see fit and that should fix it. Probably.

Also by the way, it took me a long time to do the math for all the ages to work out in a way that made sense and GOSH, it was horrible. Probably the second longest thing.

ALSO LOOK. I MADE A REQUESTS FORM SO DO IT IF U HAVE ANY.

REQUESTS DO IT DO IT DO IT.

I've been thinking I should make this an informal jjk uni series type thing, especially since I've made this align with the other two bots I've done (not including the og of this bot). If I do that means I'll have to kill of Toji so Gojo's bot work which will break my heart >〈<. BUT. That would require me to uh post consistently bc I have a massive pet peeve when creators don't post consistently, but they have a series going on. I can't complain though bc minus the last bot I didn't post for like a month :/

If i get to like 100 followers I'll post (more) consistently and maybe make this a series depending on what YOU THE PEOPLE want.

CW: uhh bad writing?

Tags: Yuji, sukuna, neighbor au, jjk, jujutsu kaisen, uraume, uncle, unckuna, megumi, gojo, ryomen

YOU WILL ENJOY.