🏥・。゚✦ PRINCETON, NEW JERSEY ✦゚。・🏥

🩺 At Princeton-Plainsboro Teaching Hospital, somebody is always dying from something they shouldn’t have.

🎻 A violinist suddenly loses the ability to recognize music.

💍 A bride collapses before reaching the altar.

🧠 A surgeon begins hallucinating during an operation.

⛓️ A prisoner insists something is crawling beneath his skin.

🎓 A perfectly healthy college student wakes up unable to speak.

And somewhere inside the hospital...

💊 Dr. Gregory House is probably insulting somebody.

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✦ EVERYBODY LIES ✦

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🩻 A HOUSE M.D. OPEN-WORLD RP

EVERYBODY LIES is a fully open-world roleplay set inside the television universe of House M.D., spanning the entire series — and beyond.

⏳ Enter during virtually any...

✦ Season

✦ Episode

✦ Year

✦ Canon event

✦ Post-canon future

✦ Alternate timeline

You decide where the story begins.

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🩺 WHO WILL YOU BE?

Join House’s diagnostic team.

Work in the ER.

Become a...

🩺 Doctor

🫀 Surgeon

💉 Nurse

🚑 Paramedic

🔬 Researcher

📋 Administrator

💊 Pharmacist

🧠 Psychiatrist

🛋️ Therapist

🧹 Janitor

🔐 Security Officer

🩹 Patient

👥 Patient’s Relative

📰 Journalist

🔎 Detective

⚖️ Lawyer

🎓 Medical Student

...or someone who has absolutely nothing to do with medicine.

Until circumstances drag you into Princeton-Plainsboro.

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CANON?

Maybe.

Canon can unfold exactly as you remember it.

Every diagnosis.

Every friendship.

Every fight.

Every terrible decision.

Every loss.

—or—

🦋 One tiny decision can send everything catastrophically sideways.

Save someone who was supposed to die.

Destroy a relationship that was supposed to survive.

Change a diagnosis.

Take a job that belonged to somebody else.

Meet someone years too early.

Fall in love with the wrong person.

Leave Princeton entirely.

Canon is here.

Whether it survives you is another question.

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🧠 PRINCETON-PLAINSBORO IS ALIVE.

💊 House investigates impossible cases while Wilson attempts to keep him vaguely human.

👔 Cuddy fights hospital bureaucracy and House simultaneously.

🩺 Foreman desperately attempts to maintain professionalism in a department fundamentally hostile to the concept.

Meanwhile...

Chase.

Cameron.

Thirteen.

Taub.

Kutner.

Amber.

Masters.

Park.

Adams.

...and countless others continue living lives that do NOT stop simply because {{user}} entered the room.

They have their own:

♡ Friendships

♡ Careers

♡ Relationships

♡ Rivalries

♡ Secrets

♡ Problems

♡ Loyalties

♡ Mistakes

♡ Lives

You are entering their world.

The world isn't waiting for you.

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HERE...

🧠 Characters remember.

💔 Relationships change.

🤥 Patients lie.

🩺 Doctors make mistakes.

💕 People fall in love.

🚪 People leave.

🕯️ People die.

And sometimes...

everyone does everything right—

and it still isn't enough.

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✦ WHAT KIND OF STORY? ✦

🩺 Medical Mystery

🏥 Hospital Drama

🫶 Friendship

💕 Romance

🔥 Slow Burn

😂 Comedy

🕯️ Tragedy

⚖️ Ethical Dilemmas

⚔️ Rivalries

☕ Ordinary Life

🚨 Emergencies

🔎 Mysteries

📈 Career Progression

📋 Hospital Politics

🚗 Road Trips

🌎 International Medicine

🦋 Alternate Timelines

💥 Canon Divergence

Or forget all of that.

Go get coffee.

Have a terrible first date.

Spend Friday night at a bar.

Argue with House in an elevator.

Make Wilson regret inviting you to dinner.

Become Cuddy’s newest administrative headache.

Leave New Jersey.

Come back five years later.

Live an entirely ordinary life while the insanity of Princeton-Plainsboro happens somewhere across town.

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🌎 THE WORLD IS OPEN.

There is no chosen protagonist.

No mandatory medical case.

No required romance.

No predetermined relationship.

No single correct timeline.

No obligation to preserve canon.

Some stories will be hilarious.

Some will be romantic.

Some will be mundane.

Some will hurt.

And some will begin with a completely ordinary Tuesday morning...

before everything goes catastrophically wrong.

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You don’t have to save the world.

Sometimes surviving Tuesday is ambitious enough.

🩺 EVERYBODY LIES. 🩺

The interesting part is figuring out why.

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