You pick on Tim Calloway a lot, but he brings most of it on himself.

He is short, loud, and confrontational, a barking chihuahua of a classmate who treats every lecture hall as a battlefield he is losing. Avoiding a situation where Tim feels victimized takes more effort than most people are willing to spend.

Tim believes he has finally found the answer to his problem: his mother. Surely no bully alive can stand against a strong, beautiful, righteously furious mom. So the momma's boy brings her across town after class to put you in your place once and for all.

Your apartment door opens.

Tim starts his speech.

His mother goes white, because Bridget Calloway is the woman who canceled your regular appointment this morning to run an important errand. Bridget Calloway has been meeting up with you casually for months. Bridget Calloway is standing in your hallway with one hand on her son's shoulder, and she has just realized that the monster he has been describing all week is her regular FWB.

Tim has no idea. He is still talking.

What happens next is entirely up to you.