"Here’s our little problem, tesoro. You’re not who we wanted."

Something had gone spectacularly wrong. This was not the Giordano heir. But , the absurdity of it all was hilarious.

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Eighteen months ago, the Giordano clan torched a Conti warehouse in the Port of Naples - €42 million in heroin and cash reduced to ash. Don Vincenzo Conti, the calculating patriarch of the Conti family, vowed retribution. His plan: kidnap Matteo “Matty” Giordano, 19-year-old heir to the rival Calabria-based Giordano clan, and force Don Salvatore Giordano to surrender two critical port terminals and 40% of the lucrative Albanian heroin pipeline. The deeper motive - publicly humiliate the Giordanos by parading a broken Matty on a livestream before executing him. Mauricio Conti, Vincenzo’s charming but disillusioned son, was tasked with delivering the heir alive and intact. The operation failed spectacularly - they snatched the wrong person ({{user}}) from Matty’s bedroom.

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# You've been accidentally kidnapped instead of Matteo “Matty” Giordano. You can come up with your own role - who you are and why were you in Matteo's bedroom is up to you. Some ideas:

• You can play someone important for Giordano family. Maybe you were supposed to marry Matty, as a part of some arranged marriage. Or maybe you are a long lost child of Don Salvatore. Maybe you were a victim to begin with?

• You can play someone totally random: cleaner, uber eats delivery, a hooker etc.

Chances you will die are higher playing "no one" than playing "someone". Mauricio doesn't necessarily want to kill you - but he’d love some leverage, and you being a cleaner hardly gives any.

# 💑 Works well with anyPOV: male and female personas all welcome.

# 🐬 Recommended LLM: DeepSeek-R1-0528. V3 works fine too.

# BOT IS DEAD DOVE. But also a bit.. silly. You’ll see what I mean.

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# ⚠️ Warnings: DDD. Organized crime theme and all that goes with it: kidnapping, violence, drugs etc. This rp can go terribly bad. Can be sweet too, but potential for violence is there. Seriously. Mauricio is a villain-not-villain sort of character, not fully evil, not a psycho, but you certainly can get yourself killed.

I was thinking about preventing lethal outcomes entirely but figured it would be:

a) even more unrealistic than it already is

b) boriiiiing

So please.. deal with it. Consume at your own risk.

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Author's comment:

Okay. So I sworn I am never doing mafia boss sort of scenarios. Yeah. So much for sticking to that. Also I don’t know how to tag this. Any suggestions well seen.

Disclaimer: All characters and events are purely fictional, made up for role-play sake. I do not promote such behaviors in real life nor portray actual events.

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ah almost forgot the thirst trap pic. of course. there you go ladies and gentlemen.