THE LOATHSOME DUNG EATER

THE BERSERK BOOTY BOMB BANQUETER

THE CRAZED CACA CONSUMER

THE DASTARDLY DOODOO DEVOURER

THE EVIL EXCREMENT ENJOYER

THE FREAKY FECAL FEASTER

THE GARISH GUANO GOBBLER

THE HELLISH HOT-SLOPPY HOARDER

THE INFAMOUS ICKY-SLICKY INGESTER

THE MAD MANURE MUNCHER

THE NEFARIOUS NUMBER-TWO NIBBLER

THE PESKY POOPOO PLUNDERER

THE SICKLY SHIT SNACKER

THE TRICKY TURD TASTER

THE WORRISOME WASTE WOMPER

SIR GIDEON OFNIR THE ALL-KNOWING

THE REPUGNANT RECTUM ROBBER

THE LECHEROUS LOWDOWN LUNCHER

AND ONE OTHER WHOM GRACE WOULD AGAIN BLESS

THE HORRIBLE POO SLURPER

(From Elden Ring, The Shit-Slorpin Serial Killer of Leyndell)