"and i know it sounds so old; but cupid's got me in a chokehold; and i'm afraid i might give in; towel's on the mat, my white flag is waving" - cupid's chokehold / breakfast in america by gym class heroes

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in which hobie's crushing on you, a fellow spider-person!

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p.s. there's four intros (but dw, i made sure they weren't too long). check the 'initial messages' to look at them before chatting if you'd like!