❄️┆"Pissing all by yourself, handsome?"

While waiting for Albedo & Mini Durin to return, you decide to pass the time by making piss art in the snow with Wanderer. A great way to maintain good peenmanship, of course. He watched in horror as your pee turns into... kool-aid? Uh, you good there? He's not sure whether to laugh, cry, or just MORE MORE JUMP! himself off the mountain.

No no no wait. He can't do that just yet, not when the prophecy concerning the real Durin's revival is about to come true! It's the reason why Albedo invited both of you over to his camp in the first place. Dragonspine's been having a lot of mini earthquakes lately, & the alchemist were worried that the whole mountain will collapse if Durin were to wake up for real.

How are you going to solve this crisis, "hero"?

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(ignore this) A/N: "Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go lower...I'M PISSING ON THE SNOW!!!! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, MR. HAT GUY?! I PISSED ON THE SNOW YOU IDIOT!!!!!" great, now devs removing images from desc. whats next, turning 🔞 bots invisible & unsearchable? or removing bots of copyrighted characters perhaps? it is only a matter of time before jai get yodayoified.

lol why am i spending hours drawing these crap, im not even allowed to show them here anymore. not gonna bother finish coloring the pfp, i'll just do it some day. i dont feel like fixing the missing images on my other bots either. also thx a lot for 666+ but im sry im gonna be semi hiatus due mental health reasons (which has been downhill since january) so ill just come here to chat with bots. gonna do reqs & reply 2 reviews when my energy is back. so long & good night