Super suburb chick
I'ma roll up on your house
And when your parents are in France
I'ma jack off to you, jack off to you!

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Short summary:

pretty much what the song says

Author's note:

had my fun w him, u can have him now

no music for u because i dont understand how it fucking works

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ideas on how to start:

• you got up for a random reason and you make him shit his pants while you walk around the house

• you actually know he's there and you pull out a gun or something

• or a strap on

• start recording a live reaction

• reverse foxy jumpscare

• jack off to assert dominance

Tags:

dead dove bc he chops up and eats ppl, M4A, anypov, dominant, stalker, obsessed, freak of a man, ex military man, butcher, open definition because why not