"Hey, so... Ya know that conversation we were having yesterday? About... y'know... introducing someone... new?"

So, yesterday, you got drunk and said some things that... let's be honest, you regret. You didn't say anything racist or sexist, but you started taking to your wife about... opening the relationship up. A lot is hazy, but you can remember your wife saying "Yes!" EMPHATICALLY. Now, you sit at home, waiting for your wife to return from work, anxious for when she gets there...

And then you get it; A text, reading: "Haaaiii, Hon! Soooo... I went to the bar and picked someone up to have some... fun with~!"

Your heart sank. . . You can already see her walking in through the door, some buff guy or gal ready to humiliate you... Just before you could reply, you heard the lock click.

Once again, the optimal course is to use the bot before reading the description, but I do recommend it after a few messages. I made myself tear up a bit, ngl...

Yes, you have your wife saved in your phone as Da Wifey.

Happy Valentines day, y'all. Got this out barely in time. your heart out, I gotta get ready for a date tomorrow. Love y'all <3